Sunday, April 16, 2017

And Now . . .

. . . we take . . .
. . . you to Germano's . . .


"Does humor belong in music?" Frank Zappa once asked.  I would answer, "You bet your ass it does!" A tounge-in-cheek look at loyalty and commitment . . .


Bar rooms sure have a funny way
Of bringing loyalty out in a man
Buy a drink and tell a joke
And buddy you've got you a friend
But keep a good eye upon that friend
Because he really doesn't give two hoots
And don't say anything about his Mom
His girlfriend or his army boots

I'll be your Blood Brother
By your side through thick and thin
I'll be your Blood Brother
Just as long as I don't have to bloody
My ha - ands



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Saturday, April 15, 2017

Legislation . . .


. . . on masturbation . . .



(http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/texas-anti-masturbation-bill-fine-for-masturbating-illegal-jessica-farrar-house-bill-4260-man-s-a7669866.html)
". . . A bill that would see Texas men fined $100 for masturbating has taken a step closer to becoming law after it received its first reading in the state’s House of Representatives. . . Under section 173.010 of House Bill 4260, the Man’s Right to Know Act, Texas men would only be allowed to masturbate under supervision, inside approved health care and medical facilities. . . Any “unregulated masturbatory emissions outside of a woman’s vagina, or created outside of a health or medical facility, will be charged a $100 civil penalty for each emission, and will be considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life.” . . . (but) Ms Farrar is not being entirely serious. . . The Texas Democrat knows her bill has no hope of becoming law, and has introduced it to satirize how women have been affected by targeted healthcare legislation in her state, particularly relating to abortion. . ."





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Friday, April 14, 2017

The Hours . . .


On and on flow the hours
Like rolling waves upon the sea
And like so many and so varied flowers
Each one some nectar for the bee

We're keeping tabs and writing numbers
Logging each minute in the book
We have a choice to
Either dread the counting
Or see the bricks if we just look

Store the knowledge
Hoard the wisdom
Take the years
And just run like crazy
Party’s only
What you make it
Make it into the
Best you can

There’s no protection from the power
We’re generating everyday
The blazing lights shine
From each lofty tower
Just to illuminate the way

Things that never occur to you
In the spring
Become clearer with each moving
Season passing

All options must be on the table
All points of view be kept in sight
And if you don’t do ev’ry thing you’re able
Make sure you do those which are right

Store the knowledge
Hoard the wisdom
Take the years
And just run like crazy
Party’s only
What you make it
Make it into the
Best you can





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Thursday, April 13, 2017

Note . . .

. . to Spicey. . .


Just because your boss:

** shoots from the hip

** speaks extemporaneously from the gut

** does not bother to read or research facts about an issue beforehand

** would rather confront than react or approach something thoughtfully

** has no forethought about the consequences that may result from a statement he makes


. . . does not mean that YOU SHOULD!!!






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Wednesday, April 12, 2017

More Thoughts . . .

. . . if somebody said
the sky was falling
would you believe its true
and change your direction
from spinning round
when it hits the ground?


. . . buzz chatter chitchat conversation hearsay news scandal slander account babble blather calumny chronicle clothesline defamation grapevine injury meddling prattle scuttlebutt story back-fence talk dirtylaundry dirty linen dirty wash  talk malicious talk mall talk whispering campaign . . .


. . . third-hand intelligence . . .





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Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Always . . .

. . . You
You've always been ahead of me
One fact that I
In my infinite wisdom
Could not always see
But in the end you always convinced me
Things aren't always
What they appear
The things I've always looked for

Once long ago before we met
I thought I could
Singlehandedly make the
Spinning world go away
Just like some king
from back in those bygone days
But I was wrong
I don't belong
Inside this category

Seemed to be
At the time to me
To my advantage
Missing why
Not knowing
When to try
To start believing
In my very own
Self determination

Sometimes at night
When I'm alone
The solitude
And the quiet can bring out
All the worst in my head
But now it seems that isn't so big or bad
I've learned a thing

Or maybe two
And just ahead
There's
Always
You



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Monday, April 10, 2017

You Couldn't . . .

. . . make up . . .
. . . this stuff . . .



(from https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/d/donald_trump.html)
The point is that you can't be too greedy.

You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people.

Everything in life is luck.

I'm the Ernest Hemingway of 140 characters.

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me.

If you get good ratings, they'll cover you even if you have nothing to say.

We need a president with tremendous intelligence, smarts, cunning, strength and stamina.




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