Crap . . .

art by Ben Rosen

Fred McDoughnut, 2h ago
What is this crap doing on Next Door? No relation to this neighborhood. Hope the leader gets rid of this quickly.


Dear Mr. McDoughnut,

I am deeply sorry to interrupt your happy little bulletin board/trading post. My, obviously erroneous, thought was simply that the Next Door social media website was where local folk would interact with each other in a multitude of ways about a multitude of things.  I only tried to spark a little thought, bring a little levity, and bring some music to the forum. Well, BOY!, was I wrong. I now realize that Next Door is ONLY for discussing endocrinologists, life  insurance, used coffee tables, surveys about using ladders, bogus utility representatives, used wall ovens and king size beds. I most certainly stand corrected by your kind words and diplomatic approach to my such offensive material. My bad! No need to have "'the leader' get rid of this quickly," you need not worry about having to experience it again.  I only have one question for you though, sir. . . do you still beat your wife?

Sincerely

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On your mark get set
Disconnect that internet
Every girl and boy
Breathing in the joy
Not a care at last
Sit outside and bask
In rays of summer's bliss

Crabs and fish and shells
Feel your tensions melt
Fries and pizza pie
Smiles won't be denied
Everything is cool
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Feel the sparkle in your eyes

Catch a wave and ride
Cars and motorbikes
Bikini babes in the sand
Vibin' to rockin' bands
Ocean City

From Memorial to Labor Day
We beckon you to play
To a boardwalk beat
Miles and miles of beach
Your memories to take
Currents dance and sway
leave your footprints in the sand

Fireworks at night
Give your love a kiss
Sail and fish the sea
Here life is a beach
in Ocean City

Now is the time that's right
For you only live once
Time does drag when it's all work and no fun
The ocean gateway calls you
Sport your shorts and shades
It's so divine to dine at life's buffet
It's almost heaven and
There's so much more we can say

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Ooh Bee Ahh Bop . . .

 . . . I take my inspiration from whence it comes, no questions asked . . .

Ooh Bee Ahh Bop is a track on my latest release AMBIENCE & WINE which incorporates digital sampling, in this case of male & female choruses, placed against a pedestrian rhythm or beat.  The melodies are completely improvised but with something very specific in the background which was influencing my ideas on the day of that recording.

“But the fact is, she [the muse] won't be summoned. She alights when it damn well pleases her. She falls in love with one artist, then deserts him for another. She's a real bitch!”
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