pianogonzology

Monday, April 6, 2015

Scared . . .

. . . or belligerent?!!

(According to Reuters)

". . . Big Wall Street banks are so upset with U.S. Democratic Senator Elizabeth Warren's call for them to be broken up that some have discussed withholding campaign donations to Senate Democrats in symbolic protest, sources familiar with the discussions said. Citigroup has decided to withhold donations for now to the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee over concerns that Senate Democrats could give Warren and lawmakers who share her views more power, sources inside the bank told Reuters. JPMorgan representatives have met Democratic Party officials to emphasize the connection between its annual contribution and the need for a friendlier attitude toward the banks, a source familiar with JPMorgan's donations said. . ."

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Tell me at
http://www.rayjozwiak.com/guestbook.html or at
http://www.ohomusic.com

OHO's "Ocean City Ditty," the CD single is now available at http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/oho4
(and, if you're in town, at Trax On Wax on Frederick Rd. in Catonsville, MD) OHO is Jay Graboski, David Reeve & Ray Jozwiak. Please Visit http://www.ohomusic.com

My latest solo offering, Just More Music by Ray Jozwiak, featuring original, instrumental piano music will be released April 7, 2014 Just More Music by Ray Jozwiak

(To Access all Ray Jozwiak - Gonzo Piano music you can copy-and-paste this URL directly to
your browser: http://http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/RayJozwiak)

Also, be sure to visit:
http://www.rayjozwiak.com

Sunday, April 5, 2015

Two . . .

. . . more days . . .

Creative musician, Baltimore-based Ray Jozwiak offers recordings and performances of eclectic, instrumental solo piano (and piano-based) compositions that have been referred to as 'Fractured Jazz' laced with generous amounts of 'Improvisational Terror Tactics.'

Ray has been nominated for a WAMMIE Award in the Jazz Instrumentalist category, named Baltimore Magazine's BEST LOUNGE PIANIST and was a finalist in the Mid-Atlantic Song Contest for the composition ALWAYS YOU.

Performances in and around Baltimore include the 13th Floor Lounge-The Belvedere, The Kiss Cafe, Gardel's Supper Club, The Full Moon Saloon, The Baltimore Songwriters Association, Border's Books and Music, GBMC, Tyson's Tavern, Elk Run Vineyards and appears regularly at The Brewer's Alley Songwriters' Showcase.

For the last couple of years, I have been working with founders of the Baltimore icon prog-band OHO (and former members of Ful Treatment) for a present-day OHO power trio crankin' out OHO classics, new material and selected 'covers' when live for your aural stimulation. Check it out at http://www.ohomusic.com

Ray's music (CDs CHROMATOSE, CRITIC'S CHOICE and PUT A FINGER ON IT and FOR THE RIDE and digital downloads-only ANOTHER SHOT, AMBIENCE & WINE, BLACK & WHITE THEN BACK and his latest "2014") are available for purchase at http://www.cdbaby.com/all/rjozwiak as well as a host of cyber-outlets for download.

The music incorporates, conjures, channels, borrows, steels, and respectfully pays homage to cartoon theme songs, childrens novelty tunes, pop, country, Polish folk songs and dances, hymns, the Beatles and the British invasion, prog and art rock from Gentle Giant to Egg, Myron Floren and Lawrence Welk, Buck Owens and the Buckaroos, Merle Haggard, Cannonball Adderly, Vince Guraldi, Wynton Kelly, Fats Waller, McCoy Tyner, John Coltrane, Dave Brubeck, Paul Desmond, Eric Dolphy, Frank Zappa, Keith Jarrett, Thelonious Monk, Elvis Costello, Ani DiFranco, Bob Zacharcko, Jay Graboski and David Reeve and more.

Available
from Just More Music by Ray Jozwiak
©2007 & 2014 Raymond M. Jozwiak
Available April 7, 2015

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Saturday, April 4, 2015

Where . . .

. . . Words Do Not Reach

Subject: CD Baby RESTOCK request for oho5 / Where Words Do Not Reach

PLEASE NOTE: There is no need to reply to this email unless you have a specific concern or question.

Help! We need more copies of Oho: Where Words Do Not Reach.

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It is VERY important that you include the reference ID number we've provided below on your reship package. By writing the reference ID number on the outside of your carton, box, or envelope, you'll ensure that your CDs are added to our inventory as quickly as possible and that any outstanding orders are fulfilled right away. Also, please be sure your restock identically matches the stock we've already been selling (same artwork, same cover inserts, etc.) If anything is different, there may be delays in adding your restock to our inventory.

Unique
© Copyright - OHO Music, BMI / Oho Music
-the instrumental, by OHO from "Where Words Do Not Reach" -
by OHO (Jay Graboski, David Reeve & Ray Jozwiak,

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Friday, April 3, 2015

Playground . . .

Teaching for the future . . .

One father is supervising the recreation of his young son at the neighborhood playground on a warm, sunny, spring afternoon. The child is totally absorbed in his activities on the swing set, climbing bars and sliding board alone, in sequence and then back again. The father finds that his participation has metamorphosed from a formerly active playing partner/spotter/parent hovering around or actually physically on the equipment itself, into a passive overseer on the sidelines. Eventually a group of four or five adolescent males tumble haphazardly down the block directly across the street from the playground. The bright, crystalline Sunday atmosphere is shattered by a harsh ringing (to the father) of a string of current and colorful profanity followed by uproarious laughter on the part of the group. The young boy at the playground is distracted from his joyful reverie by the laughter an looks up in the direction of the young men in the distance. The father is somewhat, but not noticeably to his son, perturbed by the events.

Should the father:

A. Retrieve his child from the playground and march furious and determined to the group and immediately lecture the teenagers on the inappropriateness of their verbal onslaught with his son’s attention (and maybe or maybe not, his interest) captured by the unusual development but absorbing all aspects of it (including the profanity, which his father has repeated in the course of the harangue)?

B. Quizzically and humorously suggest to his young son that, since the sound of the ice cream truck’s bells was perceived in the distant direction of home, he believed the two of them would greatly benefit from the pursuance and overtaking of that very truck with the object being the purchase and consumption of a delightfully cool and satisfying ice cream?

(Our future depends upon your answer.)

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Thursday, April 2, 2015

Bears . . .

. . . further investigation, don't you think?

(from http://gawker.com/did-clintons-backdoor-adviser-illegally-lobby-for-putin-1693111549
Hillary Clinton says there is nothing to hide in her scandalous personal email account, now apparently half-deleted. But leaked emails from her longtime confidant Sidney Blumenthal show that he and another former official from Bill Clinton's administration were secretly lobbying the secretary of state on behalf of a billionaire in the former Soviet state of Georgia who was seeking closer ties with Putin's Russia—seemingly in violation of a federal law designed to prevent foreign powers from covertly wielding influence within the United States.

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Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Big News . . .

. . . from the internet . . .

(yes . . . it appears to have come to this . . . )

“. . . Presidential hopeful Carly Fiorina says too many Inspector General reports state that Federal employees can watch porn all day long and get paid exactly the same way as somebody who’s trying to do their job. . .”

'. . . Celebrities caught doing the walk of shame . . . "

'. . . Tom Cruise's admission is Scientology's worst nightmare . . . '

' . . . simple method regrows hair . . . '

'. . . dogs show their deepest shower thoughts . . . '

'. . . brow tips from the pros . . . '

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Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Music . . .

"The memory of things gone is important to a jazz musician."
Louis Armstrong

“Music is my religion.”
Jimi Hendrix

“But sometimes, talent isn't worth shit. There are tons of talentless people out there making zillions of dollars. And unfortunately, an equal number of brilliant artists whose name and voices you'll never hear. . .”
Tiffanie DeBartolo

"... when you're making money, people don't think you're playing jazz. Now when you're not making money, people think that you're a good jazz musician."
Pete Fountain

"When you hear music, after it’s over, it’s gone, in the air, you can never capture it again."
Eric Dolphy

Tribis Hippocriticus
from Just More Music by Ray Jozwiak
©2007 & 2014 Raymond M. Jozwiak
Available April 7, 2015

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