pianogonzology: package

Saturday, August 20, 2016

Gonna . . .

. . . get on this . . .

. . . right away . . .

". . . US DEPARTMENT OF AIRPORT HOMELAND SECURITY

( DHS ) Department of Homeland Security

DHS) Washington, DC 20528

Email ; usasecurityalert@mail2america.com

Dear Beneficiary

We like to inform you that there is an Abandon package in our custody here in Airport which a Diplomatic Agent left here and go home, we waited for the ownership of the ATM CARD to come but we did not heard from any body, so we ordered by chief security to open the package but unfortunate when we open the package we found out that the package contain ATM CARD, And we saw your name as Beneficiary of the ATM CARD, why do you Abandon such property here for long? Well,

Now for security reason we need you to reconfirm your detail to us so that we verify it to know if it was the same with the one we see on the files here as the true owner of the ATM CARD, According to the ownership paper here show that the ATM CARD worth total $2.5Millions usd inside the ATM CARD,

Now we shall no like to make any mistake by sending the ATM CARD to the wrong person that is why we ask you to please reconfirm your detail to us, if your detail are corresponds with the one we have here that means we are sending it to the rightful owner ,

So we shall need you to send us your Detail as below,

Your full name;

Your Home address;

Your country;

Your city;

Your Phone number;

Attach of your passport or any id license

OKAY!!! . . . and I'll take one of those bridges too please. . .

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Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Is It Me!!???. . . .

. . . or is the obfuscation obvious? . . .

The question is, the package size is 0.71 ounces. A serving size is 1/2 tsp (1.7g). W(WHY)TF must we have teaspoons, grams AND ounces??? Is this to make it EASIER for ME???? . . .

. . . Or is it just . . .

. . . . MMMMMEEEEEEE???????!!!!!!!!!

Product details
Ingredients
Coarse Salt, Spices (Including Black Pepper, And Red Pepper), Garlic, Sunflower Oil, Natural Flavor, And Extractives Of Paprika.

Serving size
1/2 tsp. dry mix (1.7g)
Size (OZ) .71

Marinade
1 package Marinade
1/4 cup oil
1/4 cup water
2 tablespoons red wine or white vinegar
1 1/2 pounds beef*, pork or lamb

1. Mix Marinade Mix, oil, water and vinegar in small bowl. Reserve 2 tablespoons marinade for basting. Place meat in large resealable plastic bag or glass dish. Add remaining marinade; turn to coat well.
2. Refrigerate 15 minutes or longer for extra flavor. Remove meat from marinade. Discard any remaining marinade.
3. Grill, broil, or bake until desired doneness, basting with reserved marinade halfway through cooking. Discard any remaining marinade.
Makes 3/4 cup marinade.

*Best with sirloin, ribeye or round steak.

Zesty Wine Marinade: Substitute 2 tablespoons red wine for vinegar in Step 1. Continue as directed.

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