Showing posts with label cheering. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cheering. Show all posts

Saturday, September 7, 2013

Let Me Count. . .

. . . the alternatives. . .
(from http://www.noneexist.com/preachingtothechoir/index.htm)
“Kicking at an open door?”
“Giving the fish swimming lessons?”
“Recruiting your own members?”
“Persuading the convinced?”
“Convincing fish to swim?”
“Cheering to the pep squad?”
“Lecturing to the faculty?”
“Singing to the band?”
“Selling tuxedos to penguins?”
“You’re trying to open an open door.”
“Lighting the lamp at noon?”
“Explaining logic to Vulcans?”
“Selling whiskey to Jack Daniels?”
“Purring with the cats?
“Carrying coals to Newcastle?”
“Selling milk to a cow?”
“Teaching dogs to bark?”
“Calling your baby cute?”
“Campaigning to the convention?”
“Teaching monkeys how to eat bananas?”
“Campaigning to the candidate?”
“You’re selling past the close.” Or “Selling past the close?”
“Selling to the sold?”
“Flashing the nudist colony?”
“Seducing the willing and eager?”
“Kicking at an open door?”
“Giving the fish swimming lessons?”
“Recruiting your own members?”
“Persuading the convinced?”
“Convincing fish to swim?”
“Cheering to the pep squad?”
“Lecturing to the faculty?”
“Singing to the band?”
“Selling tuxedos to penguins?”
“You’re trying to open an open door.”
“Lighting the lamp at noon?”
“Explaining logic to Vulcans?”
“Selling whiskey to Jack Daniels?”
“Purring with the cats?
“Carrying coals to Newcastle?”
“Selling milk to a cow?”
“Teaching dogs to bark?”
“Calling your baby cute?”
“Campaigning to the convention?”
“Teaching monkeys how to eat bananas?”
“Campaigning to the candidate?”
“You’re selling past the close.” Or “Selling past the close?”
“Selling to the sold?”
“Flashing the nudist colony?”
“Seducing the willing and eager?”




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