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Thursday, November 3, 2016

Royal . . .


(from http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/queen-offers-to-restore-british-rule-over-united-states)
". . . Saturday, Queen Elizabeth II offered to restore British rule over the United States of America.
Addressing the American people from her office in Buckingham Palace, the Queen said that she was making the offer “in recognition of the desperate situation you now find yourselves in.”. . .  “This two-hundred-and-forty-year experiment in self-rule began with the best of intentions, but I think we can all agree that it didn’t end well,” she said. . . "





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