Saturday, July 6, 2019

If Only . . .

. . . he knew 'something' . . . 'anything' . . .

(from https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-revolutionary-war-airports-twitter-reax_n_5d1ec658e4b01b834733f4d4)
". . . The nation’s maiden plane voyage by the Wright Brothers didn’t occur until 1903. Trump referred to that flight elsewhere in his speech. . . Twitter foes were doing loop-de-loops over the blunder. “Even back then, there were always flight delays on Colonial Airways, since there were no airplanes,” quipped one wag. Some takedowns involved colonial fighters writing home to lovers about being stranded on airplanes that didn’t yet exist. . .The hashtag Revolutionary War Airport Stories was quickly trending on Twitter.

M A K
@MAK7591
 #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories   "One if by sea, Two if by land and Three if by AIR"

Damian Ayers
@Talented_Xth
 When you find out your flight has been cancelled due to bad weather and you and the Continental Army have to spend time in Valley Forge #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

George Takei
@GeorgeTakei
 Apparently we took La Guardia Airport from the Brits in 1776 and have been trying to give it back for 243 years.

Bette Midler
@BetteMidler
 Dear @realDonaldTrump, It just occurred to me that you & my great, great, great grandpappy were on the same flight in 1812. The family stories of the emergency landing during the red flare are absolutely riveting. Just curious, what time do you start sundowning? xoBette #BeBette

Steve Kish
@skishman
 We beat the British because they had to connect through Atlanta. #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

JackWBower
@Trumpet1984
 My Dearest Rose,
I'm afraid I must be the bearer of bad news. My flight has already been delayed a fortnight, and I fear it will be longer. The army has shut down the airport and the airplane will not be invented for 6 score and 7 years from now.#RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

Deb Amlen
@DebAmlen
 My dear Frederick, They continue to hold us prisoner. All we have been given to eat are small portions of miniature pretzels, and no ale or mead. They torture us with stories of some mythical being called a “beverage cart,” yet it does not appear. #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

Malcolm Nance
@MalcolmNance
 Adding “Airports” to the text of the TelePrompTer speech on War of 1812? Well played Deep State. Well played. #TrumpParade #Worst4thEver

Terri2uus 🇺🇸🇩🇪🇮🇹
@terri2uus
Did he say the army took over the AIRPORTS during the Revolutionary War?  I rewound and play it twice. #TrumpParade

William Shakespeare
@Shakespeare
 That moment when Hamilton and Lafayette seized our airports was truly a surprise move. I thought they were riding through a marsh.

Indivisible TDCA
@I_TDCA
 #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories
Soldier's letter to home: "wait for me my love, the battle of Jet Blue will soon end and I will return to you post haste on standby through ATL on Delta"

@ChukuJones
 Attention Attention, Will passenger Cornwallis of Yorktown please report to Gate 1814 for the War of 1812, Thank You! #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

Bearsheba
@Kupferer
 Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson, please pick up the white courtesy horn. #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

Granny Weatherwax’s Smirking Revenge
@dadamstowel
 Dearest Jebediah,
Our flight has been delayed again. Waiting on the tarmac, our supplies of honey roasted peanuts and Fresca are almost depleted. We are talking about rebellion against first class. Please tell the children I love them.#RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

Acdcnut
@Acdckcnut
 National Archives discover new pictures of the War of Independence. #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

Laura E. Hess
@LauraEHess2
 Martha,
Trying my damndest to make the 5:15 flight out of Philly, but the Valley Forge traffic is a nightmare.  Leave a lantern on for me...
Your,   
George#RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

Covfefe Jones- King Of Shade👑
@King_Of_Shade
 #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories
Even back then, there were always Flight Delays on Colonial Airways, since there were no airplanes.  The good news was the Baggage Claim lines were always short.  Just ask Wilbur Ross who worked there/#TrumpParade #IndependenceDay

David Weiss
@WeissyDOT
Replying to @DevinCow
Ivanka discussing maintaining control of the airports w our founding fathers#RevolutionaryWarAirportStories#UninvitedIvanka

Jeffrey Wright
@jfreewright
 "Named after”?
"Cornwallis **of** Yorktown"?
"Manned the amperts”?
“Ranned the ramparts"?
"Took over the airports”? (Wright brothers born 1867 & 1871)
"Fort McHendry”?






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